Post-Tornado Lessons
13 things I learned post-tornado:
It is difficult to do things like brush your teeth and
apply makeup in the bathroom with a flashlight, so if you come out to a room
that lets the sun in, it is easier. This also leads to the next thing I learned,
natural light is really helpful in tweezing those stray chin hairs!
Poop is easier to smell than to see in a dark bedroom.
(And before you even ask Bud, NO, I did not do it!)
There are “security” nozzles that you can have on gas
cans now. And you can STOP right now, trying to squeeze the cap and turn
it—like a pill bottle. You actually have to grab the sides of the long spout
and pull back on it—almost—dare I say it—as if pulling on something
un-circumsized—to pour the gasoline out. Which, I am sorry, is INCREDIBLY
tricky to do unless you have three hands! AND, I didn’t learn that one, after
about 15 minutes of trying to turn the cap in the cold, I gave up. Lisa had to
show me how it worked.
Generator—shouldn’t have a “rip cord” that people with
short, T-Rex arms have to pull. It is instead, imperative that you fully brace
yourself to pull that cord all the way across your chest and into the air to
gain the necessary momentum to start the generator.
If you have the main circuit breaker on and you are
running a generator, you need to turn that off so you don’t electrocute utility
workers. No really you do. This one is serious. And NO, I did NOT do that!!
It is hilarious how we are so conditioned to turn on
light switches that even after 24 hours of no electricity is it STILL my first
impulse to hit the light switch when entering a room.
And no matter how many times you go to the bathroom in
one day, if you go into the bathroom and it is dark, you are searching for that
flashlight so you can see “what you are doing”.
If you have a Keurig, and no electricity, have fun
trying to make coffee!! (And well, I wouldn’t really call caffeine withdrawal
“fun”.)
Don’t believe everything you hear. The fireman who
stopped me and wouldn’t let me continue down the road said EVERYONE had left
and was at the town hall. This was not true, Geri and Fred were at the house.
Call and confirm!
Pack a bag while it is light. If you need to stay
elsewhere for a night, it is easier to have it packed in the daylight, then to
fumble around a dark room by flashlight trying to get what you need.
A good night’s sleep and a hot shower and cup of
coffee and everything seems better 😊
I learned to humble myself and ask for help and rely
on other people. It was great to have a place to stay for a while, someone to
come and help with the generator, to alert me when the power was back on, and
overall just checking up on me. For those who did, it was appreciated.
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